Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Our Triumphant Return

First, let me apologize to our loyal readers about our lack of keeping current. The contributors of Loci-Herein humbly apologize for this lapse is our usual scathing social commentary, satire of the mundane, sarcasm and general legalese gibberish from yitsi. Anyway, we are now back, and hope to again fill your screens with useless information, and our own personal rants that are only amusing to our close circle of friends.

Second, let me relate the story as to why we have been out of touch for so long.
Due to some "unforseen unpleasantness" with some unsavoury "business partners",
it was necessary for the contributors of this blog to leave the country for a few weeks. Unfortunately, I cannot go into more detail due to the death vendetta we are currently under. However let me say, that we enjoyed our time in Mexico and appreciated the hospitality of the local merchants, especially the people who filled our days with sports activities (tequila volleyball) and stimulating conversation (thank you, britney and shitney).

Anyway, we are now back home, have sorted out all immigration issues and are once again ready to spew forth nonsense ont he general public. As an FYI, keep an eye out for our tell all book coming in spring 2008, tentatively titled:
"Shades of Complete Insanity" -How to do everything wrong and still come out alright.

and now for a brief listing of the top ten things we learned while on our self-imposed exile in Mexico.

10. You can be cut off at a bar at an all-inclusive hotel.
9. The death of Terri Schiavo and the Pope was a major buzzkill
8. Mexico has the highest level of tractor factories per capita than any other country. The country itself has a tractor factor of 6.
7. 1987 was a very good year (think about it)
6. middle aged women from toronto want a little bit of lenny in them
5. a pizza delivery motorbike is a great alternative to a taxi
4. do not eat bananas and peanut butter before going deep sea fishing
3. girls named megan from southeast lousiana, while promising to stay in touch, never do
2. if you get sunburnt, your skin will peel off in massive pieces
1. eating soup while it is 90 degrees outside is a great idea

see you on the other side,

lenford

2 Comments:

Blogger The Hersh said...

Remember the card game "cheat" where you waould try and get rid of all of your cards and if someone thought you were lting about a card you laid down they would call "cheat". Well on Lenford's number 6 point I yell out "CHEAT"
6. middle aged women from toronto want a little bit of lenny in them

3:36 PM  
Blogger The Hersh said...

Remember the card game "cheat" where you waould try and get rid of all of your cards and if someone thought you were lting about a card you laid down they would call "cheat". Well on Lenford's number 6 point I yell out "CHEAT"
6. middle aged women from toronto want a little bit of lenny in them

3:47 PM  

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